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I'm at work, killing time during lunch. What are you doing? Waiting for a punchline? I thought as much. Sorry. This is the writing equivalent of mumbling. You might as well tune me out.

Oh, I just want to say, George, if you're reading this, mommy loves you and misses you and I'll be home tonight. And don't drink out of the toilet or scoot your poopy butt on the furniture. I know you're going to do it anyway. Damn cat.

Hugs and Head-Pattins,

Mamma Kitty