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Hello. This post will serve no other purpose than to distract you from realizing that I'm saying nothing. No punchline will be forthcoming. I'm not particularly irritated by anything at the moment, as my mind is glossy with mundane matters. Like clock watching, and phone dreading.

I just want you know that I have haven't forgotten about you. I'm not ignoring you. I just don't have time to entertain you at the moment. But that could change.

You're still reading this, aren't you? Why? Did you know there's an abundance of porn on the internet? You're wasting your time reading this when you could be having a cheap thrill. Or a reasonably priced thrill, anyway.

Oh my god, I'm four paragraphs into this post and you're still there. Are you following me? Now I feel self-conscious. Stop looking at me. Go on now, turn around, click away from here. I just want to be left to my thoughts. Ok, thought.

I'm going to stop.......NOW.

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Psyche!

Ha ha! I'm still typing! Will I never stop toying with you? If only you had the power to turn away. But you don't, and I will take advantage of that. I could say something funny or profound or get through one single sentence grammatically sound. Or I may just go on and on like this, and you'll keep reading, looking for that punchline.

Sorry, kids. Not today.

Nonsensically,

Cindy