Tuesday, May 30, 2006

There Are Some Things
Soy Sauce Just Can't Make Delicious

There is one word which must never appear on a menu--at least in English, and that word is rectum. I don't mind seeing dishes described as having kidneys or heads or feet, or even intestines, but if a restaurant offers such a--um--delicacy-- as pig's rectum, let's pretty up the name on the menu. Or else the birthday party of nine-year-olds will all want to try it.

I have no problem with pork butt, however.



Anonymous c'est moi said...

dear god, where did you go to dinner last night? :)

11:59 AM  
Blogger Cindy St. Onge said...

Golden Star just north of Glisan. Wasn't impressed by anything.

9:43 PM  
Blogger KlevaBich said...

Ummm, Cindy? What brought this to mind, pray tell?

Next time you're in a grocery store, read the ingredient list on a package of chorizo. Mmm, mmm, good.

8:29 PM  

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