Johnny Freakin' Depp
"Do you like me now?" asks the Earl of Rochester, John Wilmot, Johnny Depp's debauched character in The Libertine.
Yes, Johnny, I like you now. There isn't a makeup artist skilled enough to make me not like you. I liked you, depraved and wicked and brilliant all the same in your character's prettier days, and I liked you still, repentant and rotting on your deathbed as the Earl. I liked your accent better in Pirates of the Caribbean, but you rocked the 17th century Brian May/Kevin DuBrow wig, dude.
I really liked your androgynous Willy Wonka, and your innocent Neverland character. I even like you in stuff I've never seen you in, because I'm sure your lips and eyes were great in those flicks too.
I didn't care for you in 21 Jump Street--just wasn't my cup of tea.
But I really do like you--pirate, writer, asshole, writer, chocolatier--whatever you wanna be, baby.
Breathily,
Cindy
Yes, Johnny, I like you now. There isn't a makeup artist skilled enough to make me not like you. I liked you, depraved and wicked and brilliant all the same in your character's prettier days, and I liked you still, repentant and rotting on your deathbed as the Earl. I liked your accent better in Pirates of the Caribbean, but you rocked the 17th century Brian May/Kevin DuBrow wig, dude.
I really liked your androgynous Willy Wonka, and your innocent Neverland character. I even like you in stuff I've never seen you in, because I'm sure your lips and eyes were great in those flicks too.
I didn't care for you in 21 Jump Street--just wasn't my cup of tea.
But I really do like you--pirate, writer, asshole, writer, chocolatier--whatever you wanna be, baby.
Breathily,
Cindy
posted by Cindy St. Onge at 8:02 PM
2 Comments:
How could you? How could you forget Edward Scissor Hands!!? =)
...and include 21 Jump Street? D'oh!
"But I really do like you--pirate, writer, asshole, writer, chocolatier, Swiss Army Knife Man--whatever you wanna be, baby.
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