The Love of Religion

...is the root of all sanctimoniousness.

Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Me: "Hey--you, rabbinical dude--I need you to move to the left a little so I don't accidentally hit you."


Too many people, not enough big rocks.

Jesus: "Need some more rocks?"

Me: "Yeah! That'd be grea-- OUCH! What the fuck did you do that for?"


Karmically Indebted,

Cindy